Just Emkaying: Fun Stuff...great one liners

Oct 19, 2008

Fun Stuff...great one liners

Thought I'd share some fun stuff with you...

Some fantastic one liners I got on the net and other sources; check it out

1. Familiarity breeds children

2. Life is sexually transmitted

3. We do precision guesswork

4. Justice: A decision in your favor

5. I miss my wife's cooking. . . . as often as I can

6. Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once

7. Take my advice; I don't use it anyway

8. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation... I wonder if that means...?

9. Coffee. Chocolate. Men. Some things are better rich

10.If you live in a glass house, you should change clothes in basement.

11.Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

12.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.

13.War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

14.Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

15.Our biggest problem is that nobody wants to take responsibility for anything—but don't quote me on that

16.The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

17.Atheism is a non-prophet organization

This one I got one the bumper of a Hyundai Accent in Blore
"Honk if your an idiot" :P

And this is from a friend who saw it on the back of a car 

"Insured by MAFIA. You hit us.We hit you"



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